Eight Random Bad Things in or Around the Video Games Industry
Welcome to eight random bad things in or around the video game industry, this is just a quick look at eight random things that are bad, annoying, frustrating, down right stupid or just down right insulting to anyone with half a brain. This is just eight random things there are many more bad applies and issues that the video games industry has.
Valve have a long history of developing some of the best
video games ever made, with the likes of the Left 4 Dead games, Team Fortress,
Portal and of course the Half Life series. The company has largely moved away
from video game development in recent years with the company focussing on their
Steam client and digital store.
Steam is considered by some for saving the PC gaming
industry, while some find that the sheer size of the Steam store stifles
competition. In addition the physical copies for PC games are now next to
existence, for those who prefer to own the physical copy of the game.
The major issue however with Valve and Steam is the actual
state of the store front in recent years. The influx of asset flipping
developers, and those that simply upload premade game assets, the multiple
releases that were just the UnitZ starter kit being one of the most notable of
these.
The UnitZ starter kit was designed to be a base for a
developer to build it further and make their own mark on the base asset, and not
what the many scummy so called game developers did instead and put up an asset
as a full game and charging money for it.
The various UnitZ clones were released on Steam via Steam
Greenlight, a system where developers are able to put up information on their
game as well as trailers and early builds or beta version. There was a $100 fee
to get your game on Greenlight, once the game was added to Greenlight users
would be able to vote for the game they liked, the more votes a game received
the more likely the game would be green lit.
At first the number of games being green lit was fairly
small with developers critical of the lack of games being green lit. in 2013
Valve stated that they recognised that its role in Greenlight was perceived as
a bottleneck, something the company was planning to eliminate in the future
through an open marketplace infrastructure.
Which translate as we are going to let thousands of games on
the Steam store with little or no oversight. The recently implemented Steam
Direct does not seem to be much better with plenty of tripe getting onto the
Steam Store.
The ESRB are the organisation created by the games industry
to regulate the age ratings for video games, you will have likely seen the ESRB
rating on the front of a game you have purchased. These ranging from Everyone
to Teen and up to Adult Only 18+.
The ESRB however is not really an organisation to be relied
up or trusted as it is a self regulatory body for the games industry, which
means the games industry regulates itself, something that never works. This is
demonstrated well by the ESRB’s recent approach to the Loot Box and
microtransaction debacle.
The ESRB’s approach to the loot and microtransaction farce
is to slap another label on the cover starting weather or not the game has loot
boxes or in game purchases. Something that is completely pointless as the vast
majority of games released have some form of DLC.
What makes this worse is those companies and games that do
DLC and additional content right, a company like CD Projekt Red and The Witcher
3 a game that proves DLC and additional content can be done right, will be
lumped in with the likes of EA, Ubisoft, Activision and Konami and their money
grabbing ways.
Digital Homicide are next up, ah Digital Homicide, the video
game developer that will be remembered as the halfwit losers who through it
would be a good idea to sue Jim Sterling for $10 million dollars, a figure
which would eventually rise to $15 million dollars, with the Romine’s claiming
that Sterling had inflicted assault, libel, and slander.
Digital Homicide also known as Imminent Uprising and ECC
Games and probably several more names were a video game developers (I had to
stop for about 15 minutes hear due to laughing so much). Owned by the halfwit
pair of Robert and James Romine who took their stupidity one step further when
trying to sue 100 steam users for $18 million dollars for personal injury due
to the users leaving negative comments.
Thankfully on this one occasion Steam actually got off their
arses and did something, with Steam removing all of Digital Homicides games
from the platform. Soon after both the Jim Sterling lawsuit and the Steam users
lawsuit were dropped as of late 2016 Digital Homicide are not more, and may the
Romine’s never set foot in the games industry ever again.
Digital Homicide were a plague on the games industry, for
the less than two years that they were in the industry. They released around 22
games, all being buggy asset flips, there most well known games are The
Slaughtering Grounds and Temper Tantrum, but that being said they were all as
bad as each other
EA who should also be known as Extreme Arseholes are well
known for being regarded as one of the worst companies in the world, with EA
being awarded the The Consumerist award for the Worst Company in America in not
only 2012 but 2013 as well. And thus becoming the only company to earn the
award twice, with EA seeing off Bank of America on both occasions.
Since their worst company awards they have continued to pile
on the crap, the most recent of which is the closure of yet another studio in
Visceral Games (You will be remembered) and of course the Star Wars Battlefront
II lootstorm, and EA making the game a pay to win model and as a result pissing
off a heck of a lot of people.
Some good that came out of this pile of crap was the truth
that the AAA games industry does not need microtransactions in order to make
money, as admitted by EA themselves to shareholders, with EA saying Battlefront
II will meet financial expectations even without loot boxes.
While I don’t like naming individual people, there are
exception especially if they are complete and utter morons, take the Romine’s
above, and in the case of EA that exception is Blake Jorgensen who’s response
to the microtransactions in Battlefront II not being cosmetic only was.
So if you did a bunch of cosmetic things, you might start to
violate the canon. Darth Vader in white probably doesn't make sense, versus in
black. Not to mention you probably don't want Darth Vader in pink. No offense
to pink, but I don't think that's right in the canon, which firmly put him in
the moron category.
While we are on with EA lets have a minutes silence for the
game studios that have been slaughtered by the Video game industry equivalent
of a serial killer, so everyone remember them because EA sure as hell don’t
care about them.
Bullfrog Productions, Westwood Studios (rest in peace
Command & Conquer), Pandemic Studios (Currently turning in its grave after
Star Wars Battlefront II, Maxis, Origin Systems, Playfish, Visceral Games and
countless other studios.
Any company or individual who abused the DMCA system to take
down criticism of their game or games, this is a major issue on platforms like
Youtube. For those who abuse the system and especially those who abuse the
system multiple times, then strong legal measures should be enforced more
strictly, especially since the DMCA legislation has criminal provisions, maybe some very large fines are in order for DMCA abusers maybe even prison for some of the more extreme and blatant abuses of the system to help deter and future DMCA abusers.
Panzer Gaming Studios which brought the world the woeful
survival horror game Time Ramesside (A New Reckoning) and the equally dismal
X-17 a first and third person shooter according to the steam description
although none of the screenshots or preview video show any kind of third person
gameplay.
This last and most recent game developed by Panzer Gaming
Studios which entered early access back in March of 2016 and remains so to this
day, with no updates on the game coming since April of 2016. This is not a bad
thing however and hopefully this will be the end of Panzer and the owner Jason
the kickstart failure Welge.
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Lying developers otherwise known as the Molyneux infection
mostly occurs at one of the major press conferences that occur throughout the
year. For example the uproar over the first Watch Dogs game and the massive
downgrade in visuals.
The Molyneux infection can afflict any developer at any
time, it is a disease that is indiscriminate in who it infects, one such victim
of this moronic disease was of course Randy Pitchford and his hyping up of the
impending release of Aliens Colonia Marines a game that would turn out to be a
pile of garbage that even rats would throw up at the sight of.
Another one that falls into this category is of course No
Man’s Sky the vast array of features that were said to be in the game in various
interviews by Hello Games boss Sean Murray. While not all blame can be lumped
on Sean Murray as the massive amount of hyping of the game was simply too much,
with so many expecting the game to be a video game industry altering release as
a result the final product could never live up to all of the hype and
expectations.
All of the morons that start whining about violence in video
games turning people into killers., mostly looking at parents who can’t follow
a simple age rating system, don’t pay any attention to what their kids are
doing and would rather police everybody else’s enjoyment instead. And don’t’
forget out overpaid and quite often overweight politicians that know fuck all
about anything, probably not even how to wipe their own arses. Oh and don’t
forget the parasitic leeches that latch on to the various tragedy's that scum
like Jack Thompson latch on to.
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